Nice FJällräven Backpack, Name Three Fjords You’ve Traversed
Hey friend. I couldn’t help but notice that sweet, cherry red Fjällräven backpack you’re wearing. Nice to meet a fellow…
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Top 10 Hallmark Christmas Movies
Christmas is right around the corner, and we all know what that means: An uncomfortably voluminous amount of new holiday…
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Surgeons Successfully Remove Wraparound Sunglasses From Goateed Man’s Face
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — A team of doctors at Barnes Hospital completed an unprecedented surgery when they successfully removed a…
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My Dearest Annabelle, I Fear This Battle of the Bands Shall Rage on for Eternity
December 01, 2021 My Dearest Annabelle, I write to you though the hour is late, but I must confess that…
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Metallica’s Masterclass Just Four Hours of How to Sue Small Businesses and Teenagers
SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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Retail Worker Just Going to Give it Three or Four More Shifts Before He Snaps
OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…
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Man Has No Idea What Best Friend Does for a Living
SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Chris Jones was left reeling after realizing that he had no clue as to what…
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Goth Files Discrimination Lawsuit After PTO Request for Halloween Denied
NEPTUNE, N.J. — Local supermarket cashier and goth Trish Sommers filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against her employer after her…
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Manspreading Anti-Vaxxer Taking Up Two ICU Beds
BOISE, Idaho — A man suffering from COVID-19 after refusing a vaccination drew ire from other patients by spreading his…
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Five Red Flags That Your Tinder Date Is Just the Bees From “My Girl”
Meeting a new romantic partner is technically easier than ever, but weeding through dating apps is enough to make dying…
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