10 Cool Secret Facts About Disney World
Every year, thousands of people visit the “happiest place on earth'' to experience the magic of Disney. There’s almost too…
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Breaking: Bouncing AirPod Chase Enters Third Hour
LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…
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Crust Punk Horrified to Learn Where Dumpster Behind Burger King Gets Its Food
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A freegan crust punk was left horrified and repulsed after discovering where the food in the dumpster…
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Nice FJällräven Backpack, Name Three Fjords You’ve Traversed
Hey friend. I couldn’t help but notice that sweet, cherry red Fjällräven backpack you’re wearing. Nice to meet a fellow…
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Top 10 Hallmark Christmas Movies
Christmas is right around the corner, and we all know what that means: An uncomfortably voluminous amount of new holiday…
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Surgeons Successfully Remove Wraparound Sunglasses From Goateed Man’s Face
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — A team of doctors at Barnes Hospital completed an unprecedented surgery when they successfully removed a…
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My Dearest Annabelle, I Fear This Battle of the Bands Shall Rage on for Eternity
December 01, 2021 My Dearest Annabelle, I write to you though the hour is late, but I must confess that…
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Metallica’s Masterclass Just Four Hours of How to Sue Small Businesses and Teenagers
SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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Retail Worker Just Going to Give it Three or Four More Shifts Before He Snaps
OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…
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Man Has No Idea What Best Friend Does for a Living
SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Chris Jones was left reeling after realizing that he had no clue as to what…
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