Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

You Go Girl! This Old Woman Is Still Driving Even Though She Probably Shouldn’t

October 10, 2022

Let’s get straight to the facts: strong, empowered women are incredible. From Kathleen Hannah to Michelle Obama to pretty much…

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Help! I Smashed up This Rage Room for 20 Minutes Before Realizing It’s Just a Crate & Barrel

September 30, 2022

Some say that I run a little hot-blooded, that I’m too quick to break a beer bottle over someone’s head…

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TikTok Corn Kid Accepts Lobbying Position at Cargill

September 30, 2022

WASHINGTON — Viral TikTok sensation “Tariq the Corn Kid” shocked fans and political insiders alike after accepting a lucrative lobbying…

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Just Because I’m a Miserable Control Freak Doesn’t Mean I Head up the HOA, but Yeah Your Mailbox Is in Violation of Rule #46

August 26, 2022

Hey neighbor! Hope you don’t mind me popping by so late. Yes I’m aware it is two in the morning,…

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Conservatives Demand Representation With Openly Racist Marvel Hero

August 15, 2022

FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…

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Hundreds of Nuclear Weapons Documents Found at Mar-a-Lago with Hillary Clinton’s Name Hastily Scribbled on Them

August 12, 2022

PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…

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If You Want To Destroy My Sweater, You’ll Have To Face Me in Hand to Hand Combat

August 11, 2022

Hey man, long time no see! I didn’t know you were invited to the after-party. Small world, huh? Did you…

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Opinion: I Know Exactly What This Quaint Little Farmers Market Needs. A Fucking DJ

August 4, 2022

As I stroll through this quaint suburban farmers market, I have this nagging feeling that something is missing. Sure there…

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Neoliberal Punks Suggest Meeting Nazi Punks Half Way

August 3, 2022

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The music scene was left reeling yesterday after a contingency of neoliberal punks suggested meeting Nazi punks…

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Demon Begs Priest to Exorcise Him From Crust Punk’s Body

June 19, 2022

WASHINGTON — Abaddon the Destroyer, an immortal demon from the deepest depths of hell, begged an exorcist to free him…

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