Every Joyce Manor Album Ranked
Joyce Manor doesn’t have any bad albums, but it’s important to know which ones are the best so you can…
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Punk Sick of Joanna and Chip Gaines Renovating All the Best DIY Venues
WACO, Texas — Local punk Brianna “Gutpack” Mullhall was visibly upset upon learning Chip and Joanna Gaines will soon renovate…
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Every Weezer Album Ranked
Weezer has 15 albums that we know of. They’re not all going to be winners. We learned this the hard…
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Every The Killers Album Ranked
The Killers got a lot of traction for “Mr. Brightside” back in 2004, but they also have an entire back…
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Man Kicked Out of Joyce Manor Show for Not Smoking
LONG BEACH, Calif. — Local man Will Murphy was reportedly kicked out of Joyce Manor’s hometown show when he refused…
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How To Tell Smiths Songs From Morrissey’s Solo Work by Whether or Not It’s Good
We’ve all been there. One moment, you’re listening to music in your car, and the next thing you know, you…
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Cannabis Dispensary Closes to Observe 4/20
DENVER — Local dispensary Cloudbuster Cannabis Club announced they will be closed all day today in observance of 4/20, red-eyed…
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Cool Smoke Shop Doesn’t Card If You’re Wearing an Electric Wizard Shirt
AUSTIN — Self-described “cool” smoke shop Throne Room Tobacco will not require photo ID for customers who are wearing Electric…
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We Sat Down With a Straight Edge Doom Metal Fan to Figure Out His Deal
Most doom metal fans love weed so when we saw a guy with X's tattooed on his hands drinking Shirley…
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Man Appreciates A24 Horror Films for Including Long Pauses Where He Can Explain Plot to His Date
LOS ANGELES — Local cinephile Lucas Glazier praised the slow pacing of A24 horror films for giving him the opportunity…
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