How to Create an Airtight Excuse to Miss Thanksgiving by Getting Attacked by the TSA Dogs
So, you don’t want to fly home for Thanksgiving but need to avoid the Greek tragedy level guilt trip you’ll…
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Punk Parents Play “The Toilet is Lava” with Kids to Prep them for Show Bathrooms
FAIRFAX, Va. – Local punk parents Cindy Brooklyn and Liam Hillhurst were found playing a new game called “The Toilet…
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Support Group Opens For People Who Chronically Listen to the Same 15 Songs
BANGOR, Maine. — Local community organizers recently announced the formation of a support group for music lovers who cannot stop…
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News of Foo Fighters Hiatus Rocks World of the 5 Remaining Child Musicians Who Hadn’t Yet Been Invited on Stage
LOS ANGELES — The Foo Fighters’ indefinite hiatus following Dave Grohl’s infidelity scandal is upending the world of the few…
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Good News: Experts Claim Depressed People No Longer Have to Walk Into Ocean, It Will Now Come to Them
WASHINGTON – Experts at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently claimed that depressed people will no longer have to…
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I’m My Own Worst Enemy Too but I Guess a Song About Cheese Induced IBS Doesn’t Hit as Hard as Drunk Driving and Calling Your Girl a Bitch
Dear Lit, Yeah, it’s pretty easy to write a hit rock song about self-sabotage that lights up an entire generation…
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Scientists No Longer Recommend Mental Health Walks Due to the Negative Effects of Seeing All the Houses You’ll Never Afford
STANFORD, Calif. — Researchers at Stanford University made a shocking discovery and no longer recommend taking mental health walks due…
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I Lived Every Day Like It’s My Last and Now I have Crippling Credit Card Debt
We’ve all heard the adage that one should “live every day like it’s their last,” but what does it really…
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Scientists Confirm 97% of Millennials Programmed To Stop Where They Are and Sing Along to “All the Small Things”
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University’s Department of Psychology made a breakthrough discovery confirming that 97% of Millennials are…
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How To Get a Woman, Lose the Woman, and Then Get That Woman Back Using Tips From Just One Buckcherry Album
Listen up, fellas. We all want to live that Rock N’ Roll fantasy of pickin’ up a hot piece of…
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