Zach Raffio
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Tis’ the season! The season for structured corporate fun, that is. Do you have to plan an office holiday shindig…
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Brendan Krick
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Local woman Brittany Mullins instructed her punk boyfriend Miles Blanchard not to mention his job, band,…
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Dom Turek
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Tragedy struck a local family when a husband and father of three selfishly decided to go out for a pack…
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Michael Gursky
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DENVER — Customers of local hotspot SlashCheese, a metal-themed pizza shop with a fittingly grungy exterior and blaring metal playing…
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Ryan Danley
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We lost our star wide receiver Brandon Little in a terrible accident earlier this month, and the team was in…
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Nathan Kamal
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Legendary rock band Weezer surprised audiences at this past weekend’s Ugly Sweater Festival when their set…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Dan Kozuh
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Forty-two-year-old heavy metal fanatic Jason Higgins shocked bar patrons earlier this week by ordering a Jack Daniel’s…
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Dan Rice
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You probably thought that starting your own YouTube show dedicated to your favorite nerdom would be fun, but by now…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Dominick Campbell exited a port-o-potty he described as a “crime scene level disaster” and gave…
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