Dan Kozuh
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local aging punk Adrian Cox, once known for outlandish behavior like snacking on shattered light bulbs, refused…
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Taylor Roebuck
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DETROIT — Local short person Elizabeth Kramer spent $90 on floor tickets for an upcoming concert after forgetting that she’s…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local venue Breezy Steve’s Beer Barn now requires attendees to show proof of showering before they enter…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Julia Zhen
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CLEVELAND — A group of disgruntled, shoeless punks met each other’s empty gazes in a foyer as they attempted to…
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Dan Rice
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For many guitar players, finding the perfect sound can feel more like a journey than a destination. You work hard…
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Patrick Crooks
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Clay Horton briefly paused fellating a complete stranger at a glory hole in an area…
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Josh Klasco
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So I guess we're not knocking anymore? Alright, so you caught me whacking it. You can stop freaking out. Let’s…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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NEWARK, N.J. — Former Carport frontman Mikey Cooper, 42, is reportedly using his decades of experience exploring overdramatic themes to…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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NEWARK, N.J. — Former Carport frontman Mikey Cooper, 42, is reportedly using his decades of experience exploring overdramatic themes to…
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