Alice Lahoda
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SEATTLE — Aging punk Tia Cantor was reportedly thrilled with the “life changing” new shoe inserts she received as a…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local Vampire Weekend fan Archie Poole felt betrayed, confused, and saddened this week after hearing the music…
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Strap the fuck in and get ready to have your leftist sensibilities shot in the dick, because this week on…
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Bobby Korec
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MINNEAPOLIS — 1994’s “Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal” Grammy nominee Soul Asylum announced that they…
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Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we cover the…
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John Danek
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FREDERICK, Md. — Amateur skateboarder and recovering alcoholic Jude Gannon achieved a longstanding career goal of acquiring a sponsor in…
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Rob Steinberg
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Somewhat popular spokesmutant the Noid returned from self-imposed isolation which immediately resulted in newly leaked emails…
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This is absolute bullshit. I’ve been playing power chords my whole life, spending countless hours learning "Age of Quarrel," "Set…
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Ian Yamamoto
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STOCKHOLM — Music streaming service Spotify announced late yesterday morning that it will replace the “Discover New Music” tab with…
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NEW YORK — Ted Mosby launched a cannabis brand this week called Archi-THC, which boasts it will make every user…
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