Parker Newman
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Charlie Miller made the bold decision today to only listen to canceled bands on Spotify…
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John Dixon
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THE GRAND LINE — Legendary swordsman and anime hero Roronoa Zoro is on the search for a new fighting style…
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Ben Doyle
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into…
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Ryan Danley
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local woman Amber Stevens is looking forward to a return of her favorite pastime of crying outside…
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James Knapp
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local 13-year-old Damien Glass suddenly sprouted a pencil-line mustache yesterday moments into his first listen of Motorhead’s…
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Dan Kozuh
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JERICHO, N.Y. — Recent college graduate and virtual intern at JPMorgan Chase Danny Galiardi has no idea what to do…
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Dan Rice
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Look, refreshing the page isn’t doing anything, okay? I think it’s making it worse. We just need to pause it…
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John Dixon
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MILWAUKEE — Local man Jeremy Grimm’s sudden infatuation with a newly discovered band was put on hold today pending the…
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Kevin Flynn
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AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…
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