Why the 1st Rule of Fight Club Should Actually Be: “Have Fun”
The term “toxic masculinity” gets tossed around pretty casually these days but, for good reason. We are living in a…
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How to Make Your House Show Feel More Like a Home Show
We all remember house shows — the moshing on PBR-soaked hardwood floor, the carpeted basement that feels like a cancer-sauna,…
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Man Only Listens to Canceled Bands on Spotify So He Doesn’t Support Them Monetarily
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Charlie Miller made the bold decision today to only listen to canceled bands on Spotify…
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P.C. Police Plant “Coexist” Sticker on Man’s Car
AUCKLAND, New Zealand — P.C. police officer Patrick Doyle was caught on body cam last night planting a “Coexist” sticker…
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Mayhem Cover Band Already Killed Each Other
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Mayhem cover band Freezing Moon were found dead only a day before they were supposed to headline…
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City With Dog for Mayor Bans Fireworks
BANGOR, Maine — Mayor Chesty the French Bulldog enacted a city-wide ban today on fireworks ahead of Independence Day festivities,…
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Accidentally Unrecorded Podcast Just Useless Heartfelt Conversation
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — An episode of the mental health podcast Forgetting Sarah Tonin went unrecorded this week due to technical…
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Breaking: Man Still Using Line 6 Amp to Be Tried as an Adult
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Courts ruled today that 32-year-old Justin Evans will be tried as an adult on murder charges despite…
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Miracle? No One Has Told Jello Biafra What a Podcast Is
I have never been a religious man. That all changed the moment I came to the realization that, despite the…
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