Bobby Korec
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BALTIMORE — Local introvert Katie Pidacter quietly hoped yesterday that no one would remember her birthday this year, in order…
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Noah Ammerman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…
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Alec Stein
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Recently, The Hard Times met up with Craig Erickson, a new United States army recruit, an aspiring Mustang owner, and,…
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Mark Bouchard
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DURHAM, N.C. — Rising data entry star Stuart Carroll is hospitalized today following a freak tech deck accident, which doctors…
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DETROIT — A neglected Hoover WindTunnel vacuum currently stuffed in the front closet of notorious punk house The Slayboy Mansion…
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Tom Peters
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If you’re like me, the Super Bowl is the only football game you’ll watch all year. Maybe a coworker invited…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo…
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Bobby Korec
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PHILADELPHIA — Friend-of-a-friend and uninvited Super Bowl party guest Bartholomew Youngblood just wants everyone to know that the word “football”…
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Edgar Towner
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Football season is drawing to an end, and millions of Americans are gathering around the tube to catch the big…
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Patrick Coyne
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Perpetually pie-eyed local man Dominic “Mitch” Wozinski was invited last night by expectant parents Christine and…
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