Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough
Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…
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Noah Ammerman
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Baby Stuck in Development Hell
BOSTON — In the second quarter of 2016, local married couple Jonah and Sasha Figueroa announced they were starting development…
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Trolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell Movies
MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…
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Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still…
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Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020
RICHFIELD, Minn. — Several eagle-eyed gamers recently discovered a Best Buy website listing for a previously unannounced entry in the…
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