Dan Rice
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Whether you’re a fan of the idea of listening to The Psychedelic Furs or a fan of that one Jesus…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…
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Edgar Towner
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Korn vocalist Jonathan Davis distressed audiences last night by extending the famous vocal solo of the song…
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Joe Rumrill
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HAVERHILL, Mass. — A punk-themed ice cream truck impressed potential patrons yesterday with a raw, energetic version of “Turkey in…
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John Danek
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…
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Dan Rice
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LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…
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John Danek
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The Hard Times needed a win. Facebook has been choking our traffic, and our fans won't stop tagging their friends…
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Gabie Barnes
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WASHINGTON — A group of White House correspondents reportedly pressed the ‘A’ button frantically for the duration of President Donald…
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Dan Kozuh
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DETROIT — Striking GM auto workers politely rejected yesterday folk singer Joe Nash’s offer to play inspiring, Americana labor ballads…
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Joe Rumrill
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…
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