Alicia Hawkes
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If you’ve got a job that you go to at least five days a week and have a different pair…
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Joe Rumrill
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Beleaguered local drummer Sadie Plemmons assigned all future ride cymbal playing to a recently-hired sous-drummer in order…
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Tim Graham
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Maryanne del Fuego was admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be a panic…
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BELMAR, N.J. — The partial remains of self-proclaimed Weezer fanatic, Lance Figaro, were found washed up on the beach after…
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Rumors of sexual tension between Martin’s Super Market employees Jordan Williams and Jackie Martinez were determined…
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Dan Kozuh
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local punk and administrative assistant Ross Taylor celebrated fifteen years at a job that he claims he…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk and office employee Devon Smith successfully hid his tattoos at work by carrying around a huge…
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Doug Kolic
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TOLEDO, Ohio. – Local goth office worker Todd Schmidt admitted privately that he is secretly craving a slice of the…
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Chris Bowen
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SENECA FALLS, N.Y. — Local grocery store shift manager, Jane Nerrow, is suspicious as to why several of her employees…
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Ben Friedman
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A great 20th-century philosopher/astronomer once said, “work sucks, I know.” Long hours, stagnant wages, and poor management have left a…
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