Jonah Nink
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Can you guys hear me ok? What’s that? I can see your faces but can’t hear anything. Can you guys…
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Mark Bouchard
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SALT LAKE CITY — Barista and local punk Miranda Byers is celebrating her additional shift at Baxter’s Garden today with…
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Krissy Howard
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AKRON, Ohio — Local cop Officer Ryan Kowalcyzk admitted he is having a tough time separating the assault he commits…
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Laura Merli
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MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…
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Brendan Krick
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DEMING, N.M. — Local insurance salesman Ben Romero was written up today for missing work for the second day in…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Owen Crowlie
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RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Social media website MySpace announced today it will require their singular employee to work from home during…
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local executive Reginald Dixon sent a company-wide email from the security of his HEPA-filtered panic room moments ago…
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