Ben Friedman
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July 17, 2021
WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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Bobby Korec
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July 15, 2021
SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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Dianne Nora
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July 15, 2021
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Nathan Kamal
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June 30, 2021
BEND, Ore. — Local second grader Kevin Wood spent a day home sick from school and inadvertently imprinted on game…
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Laura Merli
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June 24, 2021
First of all, I don't want this to come across as bragging. But for me, personally, becoming a TV owner…
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Chuck Kowalski
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June 19, 2021
NEW YORK — Television executive Arthur Gaines, 73, remains oblivious that the “Frasier” reboot he’s been pitching for the past…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Nathan Kamal
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June 10, 2021
HOUSTON — Famed environmental superhero and holographic android Captain Planet announced he would be accepting a position as a paid…
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Dan Luberto
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June 9, 2021
STUDIO CITY, Calif. — Popular game show “Jeopardy!” ceased filming mid-episode last week when contestant and off-duty police officer Jamie…
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NEW YORK — Ted Mosby launched a cannabis brand this week called Archi-THC, which boasts it will make every user…
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