OAKLAND, Calif. — Local thrash metal fan Zack Holloway reportedly plays doom metal records at 78 RPM in a desperate attempt to make them sound…
In the years prior to 1983 (give or take), many fans of hard rock and heavy metal were trapped with the ultimate crisis: the need…
Oh, so, It’s Okay To Write a Screenplay in a Starbucks but I’m Not Allowed to Record a Thrash Album?!
This morning I woke up motivated. Motivated to make art. So, just like so many amateur artists in America, I drove to one of the…
Thrash Metal Band Holds Intervention For Bassist Whose Sobriety Has Gotten Out of Control
PITTSBURGH — Local thrash metal band Toxic Warning held an emergency intervention for bassist Nick Rodriguez whose sober lifestyle has reached its breaking point with…
Progressive Thrash Band Only Wears Fair Trade White High Top Shoes
MILWAUKEE — Members of local thrash metal band Differentiator recently committed to reduce environmental harm by wearing white high top shoes that are certified fair…
Metallica’s Masterclass Just Four Hours of How to Sue Small Businesses and Teenagers
SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called confusing and misleading by subscribers…
Local Church Graciously Opens Its Doors to “Springfield Thrash Fest 3: Fuck This Town to Death”
SPRINGFIELD, Ore. — The First Baptist Church graciously agreed to host “Springfield Thrash Fest 3: Fuck This Town to Death” yesterday after striking a rental…
We Asked These 5 Slayer Fans When Exactly It All Went Wrong for Them
Maybe it’s unfair to blame Slayer for their fans’ wild, destructive behavior but it is an undisputed fact that every single Slayer fan is an…