Mimi Kenny
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BOSTON — Local Bostonian Shawn Williams is still as much of an asshole as any other 47-year-old white male in…
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Steve Packosky
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So, the other day my friends invited me to watch the Penguins play the Canadiens down at the arena. I’m…
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Harry Valentine
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — The entire Peebles family was too preoccupied with their sports wagers to quarrel during Thanksgiving dinner, ending…
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Steve Packosky
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DENVER — A devastating 12-1 loss incurred by the Colorado Rockies at the hands of the Milwaukee Brewers was completely…
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Doug Kolic
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HOUSTON — A local 39-year-old Rockets fan’s entire financial future is dependent on hitting a promotional half-court shot worth $100,000,…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local baseball fans and metalheads discovered that they shared an affinity to drink in parking lots, while one…
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Courtney Hill
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LOS ANGELES — A halftime performance by Icelandic post-rock band Sigur Rós led to an unheard of scoreless third quarter…
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Jason Clemence
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AUSTIN, Texas — Members of the instrumental post-rock band Explosions in the Sky condemned Hollywood’s current lack of emotionally resonant…
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Jose Balderas
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SEATTLE — Death Cab for Cutie Singer Ben Gibbard revealed that his seasonal depression is linked to another Seattle Mariners’…
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Joe Rumrill
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FERNDALE, Mich. — Two former strangers seated together on a Megabus ride found common ground through despising the Eagles despite…
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