UNDISCLOSED — A secret job opening for an entry level position in the Illuminati posted today requires a minimum of 3-5 years prior experience working…
Punk Algorithm Tells You What’s Not Trending
By Mike Moran
COCKEYSVILLE, Md. — Computer scientists have successfully created a new algorithm for punks, elitists, and adherents to all things “alt” to keep up with all…
Dear You Know Who You Are, I have something I need to get off my chest. I am writing you today because you need to…


