Walker MacDonald
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BROCKTON, Mass. — Tenants of local punk house The Bunker were outraged this past week as they were evicted from…
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Freelancer
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VAN NUYS, Calif. — Local nursing student Jade Ng divulged to close friends at a bar yesterday her plans to…
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Peter Woods
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local high school teacher Valerie Kaur is attempting to improve student engagement by referring to symbolism…
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Neel Bhakta
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Local sad sack Jarvis Palmer recently deleted all of his social media accounts and now spends most…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — New COVID-19 mutation the Gamma Variant garnered attention with a cryptic tweet telling followers it had “big”…
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Patrick Coyne
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As a man, I’ve never really given much thought to catcalling. I was always empathetic to women harassed by men,…
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HEAVEN — Local divine and benevolent deity, God, updated His LinkedIn profile yesterday, changing His title to Content Creation Ninja…
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Dan Luberto
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PHILADELPHIA — A local hardcore crew embarrassed themselves publicly after posting an incredibly weak crew pic, their first since COVID…
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Dianne Nora
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WASHINGTON — Harold Fortner, a lobbyist for a major petroleum company, reportedly received a targeted ad on his Facebook account…
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local graphic designer Fletcher Townsend remains totally oblivious to the fact that his work portfolio continues to…
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