Cory Cousins
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July 28, 2021
MADISON, Wis. — An audience at a local coffee house performance art event this past weekend was disappointed when the…
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Bobby Korec
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July 22, 2021
SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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Nathan Kamal
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June 30, 2021
BEND, Ore. — Local second grader Kevin Wood spent a day home sick from school and inadvertently imprinted on game…
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Nathan Kamal
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June 5, 2021
CHICAGO — A passenger on American Airlines Flight 3077 was reportedly concerned whether he was allowed to lower his mask…
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Rick Homuth
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June 1, 2021
NAMPA, Idaho — A punk house dispute over fixing a carbon monoxide detector was abruptly resolved after every single resident…
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John Danek
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March 10, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — The Day by the Bay Music Festival very sweetly doubled down on announcing lineup reveals and VIP…
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Kevin Tit
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December 21, 2020
LONDON — Elderly miser Ebenezer Scrooge is recovering in his palatial estate today after being exposed to COVID-19 following a…
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Dan Luberto
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November 17, 2020
Look I know this pandemic has been hard, I know I’m not alone in the constant anxiety, paranoia, and despair…
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Jason VanSlycke
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October 12, 2020
BETHESDA, Md. — President Donald Trump is recovering from COVID-19 symptoms and home from the hospital where he keeps asking…
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Michael Luis
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September 27, 2020
CLEVELAND — Engorged Pustule singer Alec Matthewson, recently diagnosed with a debilitating, deadly illness known as spinocerebellar ataxia, realized today…
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