Ramona Apthorp
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SIMI VALLEY, Calif. -— Punk sommelier and founder of Rotten Grape Vineyards, Terry “Tooth” Berkley recently shouted that the only…
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Dom Turek
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HENDERSON, Nev. — A local punk found dead under an overpass with no phone or ID was quickly identified by…
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The Hard Times Staff
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UKIAH, Calif. — Local showgoer Ernie Morales lamented the fact he is almost certainly contracting the coronavirus delta variant while…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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Khadija Hassan
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MINNEAPOLIS — Unvaccinated couple Chris and Hannah Davidson excitedly shared the results of their latest COVID tests at a massive…
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THORNVILLE, Ohio — Local Juggalo Andreas “Wicked Kush” Fleming is ignoring all CDC recommendations while attending this year's Gathering of…
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Freelancer
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Prepare to have your faith in humanity restored! When neighbors found out that 87-year-old Sacramento resident Robert Manzana needed help…
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Anna Walsh
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Shannon Kildare adheres to a unique, and potentially damaging, meal regimen of a granola bar…
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Tiana Miller
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WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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