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Facebook Algorithm Keeps Recommending Anti-Vaxxer Groups to People Who Have Already Died

James Knapp • September 9, 2020

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook officials discovered a glitch in the platform’s algorithm last week, in which anti-vaccination propaganda pages…

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Coolest Kid in Sixth Grade Shows up to School With BTS Ventilator

Tyler Dark • August 24, 2020

LEXINGTON, S.C. — Forest Hills Middle School sixth grader Brynn Ruark effortlessly secured the title of “coolest kid in school”…

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Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Andy Holt • July 28, 2020

Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…

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Woman Diagnosed With COVID-19, Multiple Types of Rare Cancer by WebMD

Dom Turek • April 10, 2020

KEENE, N.H. — Local bartender Erika Crawford was devastated today by her positive diagnosis for COVID-19 along with several types…

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Guy Scratches “Call Grandma” Off of To-Do List

Jimmy Adamson • April 6, 2020

AVENTURA, Fla. — Local man Benjamin Eads tearfully crossed off “call Grandma” from his to-do list today after the COVID-19…

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pop-punk, frontman, young, girl, girlfriend, COVID-19

Careless Girlfriend Endangers Older, Compromised Immune System of Pop-Punk Frontman Boyfriend

John Danek • March 27, 2020

PLAINVIEW, N.Y. — 16-year-old Misty Lebowitz carelessly endangered her much, much older and immunocompromised pop-punk singer boyfriend Scotty McDickers yesterday…

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Carfax Fox Diagnosed With Coronavirus

Alex Salcido • March 20, 2020

NEW YORK — The Carfax Car Fox TV mascot shocked the world this past Monday as the latest to be…

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Pansexual Bareback Fuckfest Canceled Over Coronavirus Concerns

Dan Rice • March 11, 2020

ATLANTA — Patrons of Leatherman’s Bluff Sex Emporium were cresfallen today upon learning that Dark Spectrum, the clubs monthly “anything…

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NRA Suggests Arming Doctors to Prevent Coronavirus Epidemic

Jon Wood • March 5, 2020

FORT WASHINGTON, Md. — Wayne LaPierre, the chief executive of the National Rifle Association (NRA), unveiled a bold plan today…

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New Employee Too Afraid to Take Sick Day Gives Entire Office Coronavirus

Zac Lux • February 25, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Junior designer Lewis Cooper allegedly accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus yesterday, thanks to…

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