Edgar Towner
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NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…
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Dan Kozuh
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These delicious side dishes are designed to not only pair perfectly with your Thanksgiving turkey but to subtly remind your…
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Lauren Lavín
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Show organizer Nora King was forced to rely on her do-it-yourself ethos again moments ago to have…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence unveiled a new outreach program to educate citizens surrounding the dangers of post-marital sex…
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Jordan Breeding
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CHICAGO — Noted rhythm-and-blues singer Robert Sylvester “R.” Kelly announced the impending release of an all-new hostage today, undercover police…
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Eric Navarro
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We live during a time of unprecedented sexual liberation and exploration. We as a society no longer tolerate slut shaming…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…
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Rick Homuth
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TORONTO — Yoga enthusiast Melissa Christie discovered last night that her yoga mat had been used, presumably by one of…
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Nicky Martin
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REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…
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