Nicholai Roscoe
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence unveiled a new outreach program to educate citizens surrounding the dangers of post-marital sex…
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Jordan Breeding
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CHICAGO — Noted rhythm-and-blues singer Robert Sylvester “R.” Kelly announced the impending release of an all-new hostage today, undercover police…
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Eric Navarro
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We live during a time of unprecedented sexual liberation and exploration. We as a society no longer tolerate slut shaming…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…
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Rick Homuth
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TORONTO — Yoga enthusiast Melissa Christie discovered last night that her yoga mat had been used, presumably by one of…
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Nicky Martin
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REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…
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Patrick Coyne
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For generations dinosaurs have fascinated humans, but our perception of these prehistoric creatures has been severely warped by pop culture.…
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Mark Maira
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TAMPA, Fla. — Independent researcher Spencer Griffith uncovered a “bombshell” yesterday in the continuing Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story, discovering over…
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I’m probably being a hypochondriac but does anyone know if The Flaming Lips are contagious? I was tested earlier this…
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Rob Steinberg
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…
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