James Webster
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October 14, 2020
SEATTLE — A passionate bout of intercourse between local couple Robert Levin and Andrea MacNeil was put on hold this…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Daniel Menegaz
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October 11, 2020
SIMI VALLEY, Calif. — Up-and-coming male pornstar Dixon Nixon was seen online early Friday morning flashing a brand new flash…
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Dan Rice
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September 30, 2020
Dear Smut Developers, I am writing in regards to an ad for your product that I saw while trying to…
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Patrick Coyne
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September 29, 2020
COSTA MESA, Calif. — Slightly tipsy local mom Candace Webber keeps dropping not-so-subtle hints that she fucked The Offspring singer…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 29, 2020
PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…
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Patrick Coyne
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August 29, 2020
IRVINE, Calif. — Local dad and man who frequently wears his sunglasses on the back of his head Jared Stein…
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Daniel Menegaz
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August 17, 2020
NEW YORK — Huge, anthropomorphic canary and “Sesame Street” cast member Big Bird was arrested late last night for loitering…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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July 29, 2020
PHOENIX — Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week…
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Laura McCarthy
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July 25, 2020
DAYTON, Ohio — Local romantic Colin Novak finally proposed anal to his longtime girlfriend Amanda Hale yesterday at the couple’s…
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