Patrick Coyne
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IRVINE, Calif. — Local dad and man who frequently wears his sunglasses on the back of his head Jared Stein…
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Daniel Menegaz
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NEW YORK — Huge, anthropomorphic canary and “Sesame Street” cast member Big Bird was arrested late last night for loitering…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PHOENIX — Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week…
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Laura McCarthy
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DAYTON, Ohio — Local romantic Colin Novak finally proposed anal to his longtime girlfriend Amanda Hale yesterday at the couple’s…
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Louie Aronowitz
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Joe Rogan is in danger of being canceled and we cannot let this happen. Canceling a voice like Joe Rogan's…
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Sometimes you get so wrapped up in your career that you lose sight of what’s really important, which is why…
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Tyler Dark
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BRADFORD, N.H. — Lawyers representing Ghislaine Maxwell, a confidant of disgraced financier Jefferey Epstein, are asking for leniency against their…
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KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
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Dom Turek
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GARLAND, Texas — Local woman Kristen Tate practices safe sex by taking her birth control at the exact same time…
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Kate Howard
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FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her…
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