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Woman Calls Cops On Person for Not Having Home to Display Liberal Lawn Sign

Sarah Feliciano • March 10, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed activist Jane Lipton is in hot water with her community today after calling the cops on…

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Adorable Music Festival Thinks It’s Happening in 2021

John Danek • March 10, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — The Day by the Bay Music Festival very sweetly doubled down on announcing lineup reveals and VIP…

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Where are they now? Every guy with stained sheets on Room Raiders

Rebecca Acevedo • March 8, 2021

Of the 178 reality shows MTV released between 2002-2005, none of them quite popularized using a blacklight to look for…

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30-Year-Old Found Dead After Standing up Too Fast

Josh Klasco • March 5, 2021

DENVER — Local man Matti Mukdam was found dead in his apartment last week, one day after his 30th birthday,…

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NSA Agent Braces Self as Woman Types “semicharmedlife lyrics” in YouTube for Ninth Time Today

Krissy Howard • March 4, 2021

FORT MEADE, Md. — U.S. National Security Agent Dan Briggs mentally prepared himself for another four minutes of unadulterated sing-alongs…

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Coheed & Cambria Tattoo Mistaken for “Deathly Hallows” Tattoo Results in Same Judgement

John Danek • March 3, 2021

SAVANNAH, Ga. — Record store employee Ian Benedict endured yet another judgement by a customer yesterday, who thought his Coheed…

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Metronome Clearly Speeding Up and Slowing Down

John Danek • March 2, 2021

COVINGTON, Ky. — Neophyte bassist Braxton Reynolds came to the startling realization last week that his metronome apparently jumps wildly…

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Unemployed Kevin Sorbo Sends Ben Shapiro His Headshot Just in Case

Bobby Korec • February 27, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Out-of-work actor and outspoken conservative Kevin Sorbo sent his professional headshot to political commentator and apparent filmmaker…

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Alcoholism Family’s Only Tradition

Patrick Coyne • February 24, 2021

WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man and guy who “maybe enjoys an occasional drink, no big deal” Dennis Walsh realized yesterday…

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Friends Assume Musician Made Living from Music Before Pandemic

Tom Peters • February 21, 2021

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local musician Wes Feltus is allegedly receiving ill-placed sympathy from friends who assume his income came from…

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