Bobby Korec
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January 11, 2024
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours…
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Doug Kolic
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December 23, 2022
AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad Walter Morris reportedly interrupted his family’s annual viewing of “It’s a Wonderful Life” to inform…
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James Knapp
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December 15, 2022
DALLAS — Acclaimed country-pop band The Chicks shocked fans with the release of their new single, a eight-minute-long, thrash influenced…
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Dan Rice
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November 18, 2022
So, you thought you could outwit me, did you? You thought you could waltz in here and effortlessly diffuse my…
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James Knapp
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August 4, 2022
Can a person simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps or is American exceptionalism a lie? We decided to test…
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Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal…
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I don’t know how our booking agent has managed to stay on this far but god dammit if this isn’t…
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John Danek
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June 6, 2022
NASHVILLE – Right-wing podcaster Skyler Donelli admitted he is having difficulty choosing a side in the debate over whether a…
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Dan Rice
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April 27, 2022
Well, the Hollywood liberal propaganda machine is back folks, and in full force, this time in the guise of a…
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James Webster
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November 29, 2021
ST. LOUIS — Frustrated siblings, Andrea and Nino Shore, finally decided that it was time to sit their aging parents…
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