Ryan Danley
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 24, 2021
WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…
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Ian Yamamoto
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July 21, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — A specialty dating app created for connecting East Asian people seeking the same is reportedly being used…
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Ryan Danley
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July 4, 2021
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Local patriot Rick Staler is concerned that the size of the flags mounted in the bed of…
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John Danek
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June 13, 2021
EUGENE, Ore. — Ska/swing revival band Cherry Poppin’ Daddies shared a long-awaited apology accepting blame for their whole deal, including,…
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Stephen Bell
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May 24, 2021
ATHENS, Ohio — Self-described lover of crystals, energy healing, and astrology Emma Cobb is reportedly only into hobbies that allow…
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Krissy Howard
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May 8, 2021
BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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Ryan Danley
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April 14, 2021
PRESCOTT, Ariz. — FBI Agent Dan Trolley defused a tense standoff with local police over the jurisdiction of a crime…
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Periodically we like to take a deeper look at the different people who are responsible for our articles. That is…
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Tony Morse
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March 22, 2021
VANCOUVER, Wash. — Covert racist Nancy Jensen admitted she is sick of her more conspicuously bigoted husband receiving all the…
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