Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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Dianne Nora
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Tony Morse
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NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A local scene’s highly anticipated return of DIY shows was once again delayed by multiple hours…
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MONTREAL — An alarming new study revealed that body dysmorphia diagnoses skyrocketed just hours after clothing manufacturer Gildan released a…
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Anna Walsh
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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Staff and audience members at the newly reopened Cherry Pit reported a puzzling stench that may be…
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Jay Chanoine
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WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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Ryan Danley
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PITTSBURGH — Local punk Sam Allister’s life built entirely on doing things out of spite for the extreme bitterness of…
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Kevin Tit
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HONOLULU — Local punk Joseph Green is looking forward to finally hanging out with friends in the alley during shows…
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced earlier this week that fully vaccinated people may safely end…
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