Mr. Rogers used to say in times of crisis, look for the helpers. With respect Fred, we say go a…
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The rare three day weekend is upon us, and judging by your employment history, this is likely a more common…
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Lemme introduce you to this week’s asshole: Davis Benton of Pasadena, California. What makes him an asshole, you ask? This…
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Listen up, fellas. We all want to live that Rock N’ Roll fantasy of pickin’ up a hot piece of…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — A late-night quest for the munchies turned tragic after a violent Doritos Locosplosion ripped through a Taco…
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Tim Sheard
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Nothing brings me more pleasure and a sense of purpose in this world than serving my country. Even if that…
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While timeless comedy certainly exists, it is scarce due to the often reactive nature of the medium, and that apples…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEATTLE — Juror no. 11, local punk David Martin, told fellow jurors that this is his longest single stretch of…
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John Adkins
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Wow, Vulture. Thanks to your fascist gatekeeping paywall, you stingy bastards have deprived me of learning crucial info in the…
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PADUCAH, Ky. — Self-proclaimed internet detective Ralph "RurualSherlock" Jenkins managed to only wreak havoc on the lives of three completely…
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