BIG CONGRATS. Against literally all odds, YOU, a fully-grown adult, managed to pull off a basic social interaction with a stranger. You didn’t stutter, you…
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Wow, Vulture. Thanks to your fascist gatekeeping paywall, you stingy bastards have deprived me of learning crucial info in the Mulaney canon. “YoU’vE rEaCheD yOuR…
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You did it again. The allure of drinking until you blackout was just too tempting, so here you are on another Tuesday, waking up at…
Small talk is one of the worst forms of communication to ever exist. Simple questions can send you spiraling, making you wonder why we do…