MONTREAL — Every drummer booked on tonight’s basement show is completely certain that someone else will be providing a drum kit for tonight’s basement show, sources…
CLEVELAND — Live It Down lead vocalist Eric Sarno turned a recent show into an abject scene of horror when he accidentally swallowed the venue’s only…
DULUTH, Minn. – Merch guy Kyle McCarey bucked societal norms by putting schooling and family to the side while hitting the open road to pursue…
SAN FRANCISCO — Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital were shocked today after a patient gave birth to a punk with two faces. Weighing in…
BALTIMORE — Suffrage, a new all-male hardcore band, is a group of radical-minded men intent on proving once and for all that guys can rock,…
OMAHA, Neb. – Upon returning from their first national tour, Omaha hardcore act OUTFRONT report that as far as contributions to the band go, singer…
RIVERSIDE, Calif. – Joe Cain, a retired entrepreneur, has recently opened an independent record store, called Slam Groove, as a way to foolishly squander his…
AUSTIN, Texas — A local crust punk house is now entirely made out of patches following years of haphazard repairs and DIY construction attempts, multiple…
THE ROAD, I-5 — What started out as a standard West Coast tour might soon turn into a blood bath for hardcore band Without Mercy,…
SOLONA BEACH, Calif. — Social media outlets lit up last night after pictures surfaced of a man in a Dead Kennedys shirt brazenly eating Jello…
DEIR EL-MEDINA, Egypt – A topic of heated debate in most middle schools and message boards might finally be resolved as researchers say they have found…
OLYMPIA, Wash. – Local punk Kyle Watkins, 33, made the startling discovery that his ex-girlfriend Erin McCoy is a completely normal productive member of society now, follow up…
SAN FRANCISCO — A huge hardcore show happening at the Submission Gallery just received its 28th Facebook RSVP and is sure to draw almost every…
USA – A recent spike in GG Allin sightings has been linked to Christmas tree lots sprouting up around the nation, according to Christmas tree…
NEWTON, Mass. — A group of teenagers looking to start a new straight edge hardcore band were shocked when Daniel Morgan, 17, showed up to…