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Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein Releases 90-Second Guitar MasterClass

John Danek • July 1, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — The popular, celebrity-driven tutorial platform MasterClass released a series today from Misfits’ guitarist Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein,…

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Search for Perfect “The Office” GIF Response Enters Sixth Hour

Louie Aronowitz • June 30, 2020

DUNMORE, Pa. — Local man Cameron Waters is in his sixth consecutive hour of sifting through various GIFs from “The…

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Woman Charged With Resisting Arrest for Fighting Off Rapist

Lauren Lavín • June 30, 2020

SACRAMENTO — Local woman Lena Wright was charged with resisting arrest yesterday for fighting back against the armed, plainclothes rapist…

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Punk Musician Skips Heroin Phase and Goes Directly Into Sanctimonious Vegan, Yoga, Advice-Giving Phase

Stephen Bell • June 30, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Punk musician Miles Finney is forgoing a descent into heroin addiction and skipping right ahead to being…

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One-Hit Wonder Strongly Considering Writing Second Hit

Bobby Korec • June 29, 2020

MINNEAPOLIS — Pop-punk band Suburban Angst called an emergency band meeting on Friday to discuss a potential plan to write…

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Local Nurse Assures Bored Friend That DIY Bang Trim Nothing to Worry About

Krissy Howard • June 29, 2020

MARION, Ill. — Local nurse Ginnie Strathmore assured her friend Katie Nguyen this morning that the hacked-up, DIY haircut she…

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Man Not Sure When to Casually Bring Up Sepultura to Tow Truck Guy

Dan Kozuh • June 29, 2020

PITTSBURGH — Local man Samuel Burke was reportedly unsure when to name drop heavy metal band Sepultura to the tow…

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Mary-Kate Olsen Recalls Meeting Ashley Olsen On Set of “Full House”

Amir Adan • June 28, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Former child star Mary-Kate Olsen recounted yesterday her experience meeting her doppelgänger and “Full House” co-star Ashley…

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Guy Super Strict About Social Distancing Unless Girl on Tinder Is Down

Louie Aronowitz • June 28, 2020

NEWINGTON, Conn. — Diligently safety-conscious man James Sadler is staying vigilant about social distancing practices, unless his recent Tinder match…

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Man Enters Third Year of Trying to Break In Doc Martens

Patrick Crooks • June 28, 2020

SEATTLE — Local punk Kyle Treacher has entered his third year of trying to break in a pair of Doc…

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