AUSTIN, Texas – Local man Justin Duffy ordered over $900 worth of records so far this year from an online distro despite claims to his…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. – Researchers at Yale University found that the average hardcore frontman will be betrayed 612 times before the age of 18, according…
CORONA, Calif. — Fender Guitars will now include a prewritten Craigslist “for sale” ad inside every new Squier Stratocaster starter pack to help consumers re-sell…
CALGARY, Alta. — Just months before her scheduled appearance at High and Low Festival singer-songwriter Sara Quin, of famed indie pop duo Tegan and Sara,…
RAQQA, Syria — ISIS claimed responsibility this morning for a graphic video documenting the beheading of late-night talk-show host Jimmy Fallon, in which the television…
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Startup company BoxBox debuted their signature product today — a subscription box delivered monthly to customers’ homes, filled entirely with other subscription…
BOSTON — Boston hardcore legend Tommy “Crowbar” McGovern, previously known for beating up strangers for no reason, is now assaulting people he believes are racist,…
NEW YORK — Friends and family of local musician Ezra Phelix gathered last night at the Beauty Bar to intervene in his new solo endeavor,…
DECATUR, Ga. — Beth and William Conden were surprised to discover last week that the touring punk band they are hosting lives only a few…
ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local poser Jonathan Pittman committed the ultimate social faux pas last night, showing up to a date wearing a shirt printed…
PHOENIX — Local hero and vinyl enthusiast Nate Adams broke a car window in last week’s triple-digit temperatures in order to save some records overheating…
TAMPA, Fla. — Local man Garrett Doyle has somehow managed to build a real-life personality even more insufferable than the one he portrays online, according…
BERLIN — Skeptical parents everywhere were vindicated last week when slow growth and staff cuts at international music startup SoundCloud proved that even well-funded tech…
BROOKLYN — Post-punk band T.F.U. has listed the empty space in front of the stage for rent on Craigslist as a summer sublet, following several…
SALT LAKE CITY — Self-identified punk Alexandra Fairuz discovered earlier today, via a search of her surname on Ancestry.com, that she descends from a long…