Patrick Coyne
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local depressed woman Jane Lively mindlessly broke the hot dog-eating world record yesterday after consuming 76 weiners…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Trapt frontman Chris Taylor Brown issued an enthusiastic “start and persist” letter yesterday urging President Donald Trump to…
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LOS ANGELES — The 1981 kidnapping of a young woman by the KKK is being reexamined by the LAPD following…
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Krissy Howard
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PRINEVILLE, Ore. — Aging punk Jeff Nunes, best known in his hometown for shooting a bottle rocket out of his…
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Chuck Kowalski
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MILTON-FREEWATER, Ore. — Chaos erupted after a Ween drive-in show late last night, as every single showgoer tried to find…
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Sari Beliak
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AUSTIN, Texas — The first aid administered Sunday by a volunteer medic is the closest thing protester Sammi Ramirez has…
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Tyler Dark
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CINCINNATI — Over 100 professionally trained clowns tested positive for COVID-19 last week after riding together in the same tiny…
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Tyler Dark
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BRADFORD, N.H. — Lawyers representing Ghislaine Maxwell, a confidant of disgraced financier Jefferey Epstein, are asking for leniency against their…
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John Dixon
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QUINCY, Mass. — Local 30-year-old Danny Sullivan went under the knife this morning for a dangerous operation to remove the…
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Bobby Korec
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BOSTON — Longtime opening band English Degrees played to a crowd of their own vehicles at a local drive-in show…
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