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Bobby Korec • July 13, 2020

SEATTLE — A visibly nervous group of Democratic leaders held a closed door meeting today to discuss possible ways to…

John Danek • July 13, 2020

HEAVEN — God, the almighty creator of Heaven and Earth, can not find a single reason to refuse recently-deceased straight…

Daniel Menegaz • July 12, 2020

I was once like you, barely able to pay for essentials like Tinder Plus while still having enough money leftover…

Brooks Gray • July 12, 2020

WICHITA, Kan. — Parents Tina and Dale Jeffries breathed a huge sigh of relief this week as their 16-year-old son…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • July 12, 2020

NEW YORK — NYPD officer Martin Stuart heroically paused earlier today to reflect that chokeholds are now an illegal use…

Jordan Breeding • July 11, 2020

POLYNESIAN ISLAND — Self-proclaimed villain Bixby “Moggie Man” Middlegrift took extra pains to ensure his new lair would be built…

Nick Ortolani • July 11, 2020

NASSAU, N.Y. — Local parents and staunch anti-vaxxers Shannon and Dane Wittle will promote their youngest child Ayden to the…

Jonah Winchester • July 11, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Film director Alex Cox came to the sudden and tragic realization this morning that his 1986 biopic…

Krissy Howard • July 10, 2020

LEWISBURG, W.V. — The favorite shirt that you wore frequently the year you were 29-years-old magically transformed to a piece…

Bobby Korec • July 10, 2020

When people look me, they see my earnest expression, my passionate eyes, and just above, below, and in between the…

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