Tyler Dark
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LOS ANGELES — Nü-metal darlings Limp Bizkit have worked with a local distillery to release their own exclusive, officially-licenced Chocolate…
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Ted Pillow
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EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — Local teen Roderick Evans attempted last night to do the trick where you stab a knife…
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James Knapp
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AURORA, Ill. — Local man Wendell Banks drove a 2013 Prius hybrid to popular power-pop trio Fold-Out Fedora’s drive-in show…
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Meg Indurti
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Body positivity advocate and campaign spokesperson Brianna Martin openly worried today that the movement may have to…
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Jerrod Kingery
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SPOKANE, Wash. — The upcoming “Beavis and Butt-Head” revival on Comedy Central has finally given 41-year-old Paul Moreno a topic…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Patrons of neighborhood dive The Rowdy Owl discovered yesterday that potentially contracting COVID-19 was the least dangerous…
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CHICAGO — Fast food behemoth McDonald’s announced today that they will remove the McRib from their menu worldwide to enable…
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Doug Francisco
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BALTIMORE — Local barista Eli McDermott's home is now completely furnished with the cast-off old furniture of his rich friend…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — The holographic image of late heavy metal icon Ronnie James Dio has broken away from its original…
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