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Ted Pillow • August 9, 2020

EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — Local teen Roderick Evans attempted last night to do the trick where you stab a knife…

James Knapp • August 9, 2020

AURORA, Ill. — Local man Wendell Banks drove a 2013 Prius hybrid to popular power-pop trio Fold-Out Fedora’s drive-in show…

Meg Indurti • August 8, 2020

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Body positivity advocate and campaign spokesperson Brianna Martin openly worried today that the movement may have to…

Jerrod Kingery • August 8, 2020

SPOKANE, Wash. — The upcoming “Beavis and Butt-Head” revival on Comedy Central has finally given 41-year-old Paul Moreno a topic…

Mark Hassenfratz • August 8, 2020

QUEENS, N.Y. — Patrons of neighborhood dive The Rowdy Owl discovered yesterday that potentially contracting COVID-19 was the least dangerous…

The Hard Times Staff • August 8, 2020

CHICAGO — Fast food behemoth McDonald’s announced today that they will remove the McRib from their menu worldwide to enable…

Doug Francisco • August 7, 2020

BALTIMORE — Local barista Eli McDermott's home is now completely furnished with the cast-off old furniture of his rich friend…

Billy Patterson • August 7, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…

Dan Kozuh • August 6, 2020

LOS ANGELES — The holographic image of late heavy metal icon Ronnie James Dio has broken away from its original…

Laura Merli • August 6, 2020

ELIZABETH, N.J. — Local terrier mix Baxter Mitmann wasted his incredible gift yet again this morning of being physically able…

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