Literally A Koala
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November 14, 2020
DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…
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Rob Steinberg
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November 14, 2020
HOLLYWOOD — “Animaniacs” star Yakko Warner has refused to acknowledge the existence of Israel in an updated version of the…
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John Danek
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November 14, 2020
DAYTON, Ohio — Local guitarist Max Gordon’s revealed today that her attempt to sell her old guitar amplifier has already…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 14, 2020
DETROIT — Aging rocker Perry Dunn, frontman for the seminal hair metal band Töpsy Türvy, left his rented room at…
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Dan Luberto
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November 13, 2020
CINCINNATI — Old Spice announced today a new, all-in-one combination shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toothpaste, in their latest attempt to further their lead…
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E.M. Caris
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November 13, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Local punk Rachel “Puke Pig” Valentino left an adult bookstore yesterday ready to enjoy a nice, cold…
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Kevin Tit
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November 12, 2020
BATON ROUGE, La. — Convicted murderer and death row inmate Tanner Greene’s biggest regret in life is not becoming a…
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Kendra Mosenson
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November 12, 2020
DALLAS –– Two dozen members of the choral rock band The Polyphonic Spree are allegedly on Tinder looking for an…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 11, 2020
OLIVETTE, Mo. — Siblings Freddy and Kevin Rosario have separately come to the unfortunate conclusion that quoting a “Plimpton Auto”…
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John Dixon
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November 11, 2020
LONDON — Venerable heavy metal legends Iron Maiden announced they will hit the road again late next year and will…
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