John Danek
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April 26, 2022
UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Vinyl enthusiast Michelle Oliver confounded contractors when she asked if vinyl flooring came in a 180-gram…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…
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Amanda Russel
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April 25, 2022
Portland, Ore. — Local woman Rachel Vance claims that if she had a cartoon counterpart it would be the sarcastic,…
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Neel Bhakta
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April 25, 2022
DALLAS — Skeptical show-goers recently expressed dissatisfaction following the realization that venue parking fees are more expensive than their ticket…
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Nathan Kamal
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April 25, 2022
AUSTIN, Texas — A desperate guitar pick is currently clinging to the inside body of an acoustic guitar belonging to…
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Bobby Korec
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April 24, 2022
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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HYANNIS, Mass. — Local man Eddie Whitman surprised mourners at the funeral of his “best friend” Andreas Pimentel by relitigating…
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James Webster
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April 24, 2022
WASHINGTON — A new report from the Food and Drug Administration confirmed that the rate of teenagers rhyming the word…
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Patrick Sullivan
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April 23, 2022
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced earlier this week that the streaming platform lost 200,000 monthly viewers…
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Krissy Howard
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April 23, 2022
OGDEN, Utah — Open-minded cop Dennis Alvarez took several minutes to carefully weigh both sides of a fictional narrative he…
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