Steve Packosky
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It seems like most people had a John Hughes phase at some point while they were growing up. Whether it…
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BOSTON – Local art major Tanner White is outraged by his equally privileged classmate Brent Saxon for flaunting his good…
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Scott Murray
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Are you feeling tired? Is your body failing you in strange ways? If you’re looking for the secret to youth…
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The Hard Times Staff
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NORWELL, Mass. — Lifelong Democrat and self-proclaimed liberal activist Andy O’Hare added his name to a petition to build more…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — Democratic members of the U.S. legislature announced today that, “Fuck it, we’re gonna lower the minimum wage,” following…
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Patrick Coyne
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IRVINE, Calif. — Virtually every single punk attending the Bucket of Dog Shit record release show today is terrified everyone…
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Louie Aronowitz
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MUNICH — Tourist Rich Stanton, who recently awakened in a lab in Germany as the front of a human centipede,…
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Tom Peters
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I love to travel. Travel is the first interest listed on all my dating apps, right above Cards Against Humanity,…
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – Mike Hall is “on thin ice” and dangerously close to losing microphone privileges after the Reviser guitarist…
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Contributor
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LOS ANGELES - Following a casual discussion on race relations, heterosexual white male Adam Bernard confidently told a group of gathered friends,…
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