Nathan Kamal
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June 28, 2021
BERKELEY, Calif. — ‘90s alt-rock band Counting Crows finally announced the subject of their hit song “Mr. Jones” is none…
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Patrick Crooks
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June 26, 2021
NEW YORK — A mercenary team of ex-special forces, KGB, and other trained combatants attempting to take an entire gala…
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Chuck Kowalski
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June 19, 2021
NEW YORK — Television executive Arthur Gaines, 73, remains oblivious that the “Frasier” reboot he’s been pitching for the past…
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Patrick Crooks
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June 16, 2021
NICASIO, Calif. — Longtime Star Wars fan Jon Eaton was charged with trespassing on Skywalker Ranch, allegedly hoping to ask…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Jonah Nink
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June 5, 2021
HOLLYWOOD — Shortly after its acquisition by Amazon, MGM and Eon Productions announced this morning that the next James Bond…
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NEW YORK — Ted Mosby launched a cannabis brand this week called Archi-THC, which boasts it will make every user…
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Ryan Danley
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May 26, 2021
BIKINI BOTTOM― Longtime cashier Squidward Tentacles is the lead suspect in a mass shooting at the Krusty Krab which left…
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Jerrod Kingery
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May 24, 2021
AUTOBOT CITY — Heroic Autobot Optimus Prime is currently forbidden from morphing into his truck form and driving on roads…
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Vince Ratti
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May 19, 2021
In 1988, the Conners showed the world that raising children in a lower middle class home had its ups and…
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