Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Caroline Smith
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BALTIMORE — Friends of local mom-to-be Vivian Wilburg have been taking advantage of her mandatory sobriety and using her as…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Taylor Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — 30-year-old Joann Kim suffered a three-day hangover after walking by the liquor aisle at her local grocery…
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Ken Taro
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There I was, just waiting for a friend outside Dom’s Pub when a bunch of random people started shoving their…
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Tiana Miller
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WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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Josh Klasco
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PHILADELPHIA — Shiko Dikaoni fell to pieces after glimpsing their reflection in the mirror in the middle of the night…
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