Dom Turek
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January 11, 2021
Some people say a dog is a man’s best friend, but with a little maneuvering and a stolen prescription pad,…
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Seth Finkelstein
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January 9, 2021
Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…
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Dicky Stock
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January 7, 2021
Welly welly well I've just come from Tussy the butcher with a bindle. Nearly ways a stone when coupled with…
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Jus Kaplan
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January 4, 2021
Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…
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Jimmy Adamson
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January 1, 2021
If you are reading this right now and your name is Yolanda Saldívar… FUCK. YOU. You literally MURDERED beloved singer/songwriter/spokesperson/businesswoman/…
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Dan Kozuh
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December 31, 2020
We have had fun tonight with our festivities and frivolities and, while your proposition to keep this night going is…
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John Sevigne
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December 25, 2020
The debate over whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie has escalated over the last few holiday seasons…
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James Knapp
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December 24, 2020
The Covid-19 pandemic has drastically altered how we celebrate special occasions with our loved ones and now that's it's impacted…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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December 18, 2020
Buying your first home is one of the biggest decisions of your life. It's important that you choose the home…
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John Danek
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December 17, 2020
Oh my God, I am so sorry that I somehow missed that text! I mean, I didn’t miss it. I…
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