Opinion Tag Archives - Page 32

If the COVID Vaccine Was Actually Safe, I’d Be Able To Buy It at Walmart Like My Guns

Jus Kaplan • January 4, 2021

Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…

Opinion: Unfriend Me RIGHT NOW if You’re Literally Yolanda Saldívar, the Woman Who Shot Selena

Jimmy Adamson • January 1, 2021

If you are reading this right now and your name is Yolanda Saldívar… FUCK. YOU. You literally MURDERED beloved singer/songwriter/spokesperson/businesswoman/…

Read More →

Opinion: I Think I’m Just Gonna Call It a Night

Dan Kozuh • December 31, 2020

We have had fun tonight with our festivities and frivolities and, while your proposition to keep this night going is…

Read More →

Opinion: If “Die Hard” Is a Christmas Movie, Why Doesn’t Bruce Willis Marry Alan Rickman at the End

John Sevigne • December 25, 2020

The debate over whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie has escalated over the last few holiday seasons…

Read More →

Will It Even Feel Like Christmas if I Can’t Sit With My Family in Total Silence While My Father Watches TV and Drinks Bourbon?

James Knapp • December 24, 2020

The Covid-19 pandemic has drastically altered how we celebrate special occasions with our loved ones and now that's it's impacted…

Read More →

I’m Not Just Selling You a Home, I’m Selling You a Venue

Yancy Lee Crawford • December 18, 2020

Buying your first home is one of the biggest decisions of your life. It's important that you choose the home…

Read More →

I’m Sorry I Didn’t Respond, I Suck at Communicating and Have No Desire To Ever Change

John Danek • December 17, 2020

Oh my God, I am so sorry that I somehow missed that text! I mean, I didn’t miss it. I…

Read More →

Opinion: Man, We Haven’t Talked in Forever, Also Wouldn’t It Be Great To Be Your Own Boss?!

Dan Kozuh • December 15, 2020

Hey bro, what’s goin’ on? I can’t believe we graduated high school fifteen years ago, seems like yesterday we were…

Read More →

Opinion: I’m Not a Joy Division Fan These Are Stretch Marks

Rose Vineshank • December 11, 2020

Ugh, this happens everytime I go to the beach. I’m sitting there relaxing, finally exhaling the stress of my 9-to-5,…

Read More →

Opinion: That Guy Was Always a Dick To Me, but I Guess It Sucks He Died

John Danek • December 10, 2020

Oh yeah, I remember Skyler. God, I couldn’t stand that dude. He was always blocking me from getting into my…

Read More →

Stay Updated on The Latest Punk News