Tag: opinion

Opinion: It’s Fine To Drunk Text Your Ex on Valentine’s Day Because It’s Too Late I Already Did It

Rebecca Acevedo • February 13, 2021

It’s fine. I am telling you it’s fine. If it will make you feel better I will already do it…

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Why Does the Shirtless College Kid I Pay To Eat Yogurt in Front of My Wife Deserve $15 an Hour?

Mark Maira • February 8, 2021

I’m not against people making a living wage in this country, but to make it $15 an hour for a…

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Opinion: I Just Want Things To Go Back To Normal and Stuff a Chicken and a Duck Inside a Turkey’s Asshole

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • February 7, 2021

It’s safe to say that COVID changed everything. Life as we used to know it feels like a distant memory…

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Opinion: I Guess My Mom and I Finally See Eye To Eye on Marilyn Manson

Mike Moran • February 3, 2021

They say as you grow older, you start to realize you and your folks really aren't all that different. You…

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Opinion: I’m Waiting ‘Til Marriage To Address the Fact That Something Is Seriously Wrong With My Relationship

Dan Rice • February 1, 2021

I’m not a religious person or anything, but in some ways I guess I’m just old fashioned. This may not…

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Opinion: Someone Explained Stocks To Me Yesterday and Now I’m Going To Explain To You With Less Detail So You Can Explain It Someone Else and Be Wrong

Rebecca Acevedo • January 30, 2021

It was a rough news week for people who wanted to tweet something topical but had no idea what the…

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Opinion: So I Ate All That Pineapple for Nothing

Patrick Crooks • January 28, 2021

Hey, thanks for coming over. Are you enjoying the music? You can put on whatever you want, you know? Can…

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If Your Pillows Aren’t Political, You’re Not Paying Attention

Jus Kaplan • January 23, 2021

Like most Americans, I make all my bedding purchases based on my firmly held political beliefs. My bed frame is…

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I Can’t Wait for the Day To Arrive That I Can Go To a Live Concert Again and Leave Because My Anxiety Takes Over

Stephen Bell • January 22, 2021

As vaccines against the Covid-19 virus begin distribution one can’t help but have a sense of optimism as the future…

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Opinion: Gun To My Head? I’d Have To Say Phil Spector Was the Best Music Producer of All Time

Dillon Magrann-Wells • January 19, 2021

There have been many famous record producers that have left their mark on pop music. But if you were to…

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