Another week has passed you by and you have no new music to show for it. We don’t feel like we need to tell you…
The age-old question persists—how is recorded music meant to be heard? Is it the warm crackle of vinyl, with all its analogue imperfections? Is it…
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Well, it’s been another terrifying week but you’ve made it through with your heart, brain, and most of your fingers intact. Oh, we almost forgot…
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If you saw the latest spectacle that was the first Presidential Debate of the 2024 election season, your nerves are likely as shot as your…
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Father’s Day is here again, which means you’ve likely had to endure classic rock for all the parts of the day you weren’t teaching the…
Yet another lifeless week has passed you by without fanfare. While you’ve tried to keep a cool head about it, you feel your relevancy and…
Another week, another endless onslaught of new and terrifying music. We know you don’t have the time to sift through it all, so we’ve dropped…
Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of wisdom. Your last song did…
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