DENVER — Self-described “stoner-tech” metal band Great Barrier Reef revealed today their plans to write a song in a 4/20 time signature, which would be…
BROOKLYN — The new, fresh-faced barista with the prominent G-clef on his forearm at the Pure Grind Coffee Roaster in Bushwick allegedly “must be some…
TOLEDO, Ohio — Attendees of last night’s house show at local DIY spot House Madness reportedly had “a great time” despite the live music and…
PORTLAND, Ore. – Shortly after announcing this year’s lineup, Warped Tour revealed plans for a new tent for adults to voice their disgust about the…
ROME, Ga. – Various leaders and veterans from hardcore scenes around the world are congregating this Thursday in the basement of squat venue Vatican House…
SPOKANE, WA – Local Facebook user Josh Larson was “on cloud nine” following the acceptance of his friend request by semi-popular indie rock musician Kyle…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Despite the uncomfortably loud music blaring over the PA system, the guy next to you is attempting to tell you something, so…
MANSFIELD, CT – Disappointed and saddened by what awaits him, graduating senior Fred Dunbar is coming to terms with the fact that he will never…
DENVER — Local punk couple Deanna and Paul Melun believe their 15-month-old son’s terrible taste in music is directly linked to the vaccinations their child received,…
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A local researcher with a self-proclaimed “vast, encyclopedic knowledge of punk rock” claims to have unearthed definitive evidence that music isn’t…
LOS ANGELES – Classic rock fans worldwide were thrilled this week by the announcement that AC/DC has hired rock icon Axl Rose to take over…
SEATTLE – Jeff Greenberg was shocked to realize that lyrics he once held as “life changing” are not as profound as he had originally thought.…
CHICAGO – Shocking, unconfirmed reports are coming out of Chicago’s underground music scene tonight that Stephanie Cales, a girl, does in fact like music. According…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Local man Nick Farrington was seen doing the unthinkable at a local hardcore show when, according to eyewitnesses, he entered the venue…
PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I caught my son listening to…