Murder Tag Archives - Page 8

Ted Pillow • November 26, 2020

Stay home, everybody! Please limit this year’s Thanksgiving celebration to include only the people you live with. Larger gatherings could…

Dan Rice • November 25, 2020

With Covid taking a victory lap around the country, it seems everyone’s holiday plans are up in the air. Well,…

Mark Bouchard • November 25, 2020

As Thanksgiving approaches, and COVID-19 rates get progressively worse, many of my friends are shocked that I still plan on…

Evan Caris • November 23, 2020

SEATTLE — Method actor Chrstian Bale is preparing to star in a biopic based on famed Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain’s…

John Dixon • November 21, 2020

SEATTLE — Local punk Branson Jones died from multiple stab wounds last week after falling onto the pin side of…

Kevin Tit • November 12, 2020

BATON ROUGE, La. — Convicted murderer and death row inmate Tanner Greene’s biggest regret in life is not becoming a…

Freddy Krueger • October 30, 2020

Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…

Ashley Naftule • October 11, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local realtor Aaron “Shredder” Dukowski can’t wait to show potential buyers exactly where a gruesome quadruple…

Jay Shingle • September 26, 2020

WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal…

James Mahoney • September 17, 2020

CHICAGO — Local anarcho-punk Noah Wallin claimed today that he is prepared to take the lives of Scottish indie-rock band…