Zac Townsend
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Fuck, Marry, Kill. The three paths to a complete life. Accomplishing any of these three feats before you die is…
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Ted Pillow
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Stay home, everybody! Please limit this year’s Thanksgiving celebration to include only the people you live with. Larger gatherings could…
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Dan Rice
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With Covid taking a victory lap around the country, it seems everyone’s holiday plans are up in the air. Well,…
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Mark Bouchard
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As Thanksgiving approaches, and COVID-19 rates get progressively worse, many of my friends are shocked that I still plan on…
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Evan Caris
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SEATTLE — Method actor Chrstian Bale is preparing to star in a biopic based on famed Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain’s…
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John Dixon
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SEATTLE — Local punk Branson Jones died from multiple stab wounds last week after falling onto the pin side of…
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Kevin Tit
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Convicted murderer and death row inmate Tanner Greene’s biggest regret in life is not becoming a…
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Freddy Krueger
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Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…
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Ashley Naftule
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local realtor Aaron “Shredder” Dukowski can’t wait to show potential buyers exactly where a gruesome quadruple…
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Jay Shingle
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal…
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