LONDON, England — The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales shocked reporters today in calling for the immediate release of Video, incarcerated since found…
NEW YORK — 26-year-old alleged Gambino crime family mobster James “Woke Jimmy” Scotto sent a business associate a Venmo request yesterday with a threatening fish…
SEATTLE, Wash. — Gamer Kyle Barros continues to insist his uncle worked for, and was subsequently murdered at the hands of, Nintendo, according to long…
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Quiz: I Got Kermit the Frog! Which Muppet Are You Most Likely to Be Killed by in a Choke Sex Mishap?
Quiz: I Got Kermit the Frog! Which Muppet Are You Most Likely to Be Killed by in a Choke Sex Mishap?
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The Millennial scourge that has rained destructive terror upon our country’s traditional, sentimental product industry has turned its locust-like cataclysmic power on the proud condiment…
Here at Earth Shields, we set out to create the world’s first direct-to-consumer vegan condom company. Never again will you have to deal with retail…
Has the Ronald McDonald statue in front of the McDonald’s talked to anyone else, or just me? He’s tried to make small talk with me…
Oh, OK. So apparently I’m the only one here who truly cares about the success of this band. Because from my point of view, all…
The Homeless Guy I Hit With My Car Last Year Is Totally Ghosting Me. Am I Using That Term Correctly?
The Homeless Guy I Hit With My Car Last Year Is Totally Ghosting Me. Am I Using That Term Correctly?
Kids and their lingo these days, am I right? Just as soon as I start to understand the LOLs and Tweets, they are speaking a…
Last Podcast on the Left is the coolest podcast around! The way it blends true crime and horrible things with comedy really makes for a…
For the past 15 years now, something hasn’t sat quite right with me and I can’t stay silent any longer. Guys, it’s time we admit…
WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement officials who insist the turkey…