Patrick Coyne
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DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Stoned-out-of-his-gourd movie director and podcaster Kevin Smith is still answering the first question of a Q…
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Laura Merli
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that Americans who have been surgically attached to…
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Andy Holt
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…
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Connor McGarry
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NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…
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James Knapp
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Regal Cinemas CFO David Ownby asked his friend and HBO Max subscriber Richard Lansing yesterday to please…
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Mark Roebuck
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WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077…
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Freddy Krueger
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Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…
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Dan Rice
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With Halloween right around the corner, The Hard Times decided now would be a fun time to investigate some spooky…
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Jonah Nink
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After watching “Midsommar” for the first time, I told my friends “Man, thank christ Scandinavians aren’t real. That would be…
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