Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — Film director Alex Cox came to the sudden and tragic realization this morning that his 1986 biopic…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — As the promise of “six seasons and a movie” finally comes to fruition, producers of the upcoming…
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Dan Kozuh
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SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to…
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James Kinneen
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NEW YORK — The American Museum of Natural History’s cast bronze and allegedly sentient Christopher Columbus statue was the victim…
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KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Sources have confirmed that Lance Pendleton, a film major who describes cinema as his singular passion, has…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at…
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Jon Wood
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ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…
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Patrick Coyne
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — A heavily discounted DVD of the Steve Carell vehicle “Evan Almighty” is “really fucking pushing it” by…
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Bobby Korec
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DENVER — Local police apprehended miscreant Max Yelban last night for mischievously shouting “Arcade Fire” in a crowded theater and…
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